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Funniest Amazon Reviews (Hint...There Is A Yodeling Pickle)

12/9/2013

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What does this have to do with paleo you might ask? Absolutely nothing. OK maybe one thing - laughing is healthy! And as a self-admitted gadget queen, I spend quite a lot of time on Amazon. In doing so I come across some pretty hilarious product reviews, and I can't resist sharing some of these with you. So scan through these tidbits I have below and have a good chuckle. I hope you enjoy these as much as I did!

Tuscan Whole Milk

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"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal?A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"
- J. Fitzsimmons

"They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!"
 - E. Bonheim

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Paula Deen Signature Jumbo Butter Warmer with Pour Spouts

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"I used to try to warm my butter in a pan or in a glass bowl in the microwave, but it just never got warm enough. With Paula's butter warmer, my butter has never been warmer."
- Jesse Gilles

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

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"As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
- J. Anderson

"Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks.”
- N. Krumpe

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Accoutrements Horse Head Mask 

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"It's not big enough to completely cover a horse's head, and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them, either."
- Selig7

"The biggest question I get asked is, "Why do you have that?" I simply reply, "Why don't you have one" and then gallop away and eat some grass."
- Ian

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Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

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" Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I'm impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility."
- MozartFX

"If Chuck Norris were a Swiss Army knife, he would be this one. That is all that needs to be said."

- Z. Cornelius

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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser

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"Great product to have around for parties, when people inevitably mess themselves they will need underpants. Also great to wear on your head and dance around your house."
- Flizbap

"This was a wonderful birthday present. The thought counts but emergency underpants count more."
- Yael

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CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad with Roll Holder

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"Brilliant! Replaces my clumsy tv tray, which didn't match my bathroom decor. I can now Skype (hands-free!) instead of trying to juggle a cell phone. Eliminates the need for a stack of magazines (unsanitary!). You can get a "Mirror" App from iTunes, great for doing my makeup in the morning! I do wish it had a cup holder, and maybe a basket or tray of sorts to hold a bag of popcorn, chicken nuggets, french fries, bowl of soup, etc."
- Ohjodi

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AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray

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"You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never....."
- Michael

"I read some 4 and 5 star reviews by those who used this device successfully to change a baby while driving. On that basis, I bought one. I put my baby on it and drove for over an hour. It did not change. Same baby. I am glad it worked for some people but I will be returning mine. (The steering wheel desk.)"
- Bob

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Yodelling Pickle

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"My twelve year-old niece asked for the Justin Bieber CD for Christmas, so I bought her this yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference."
- Sadie

"As yodeling pickles go, this one is far superior to every other yodeling pickle on the market. Go for it. Buy it. You know you need this."
- Peter

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Matias Halfkeyboard USB

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"Das bard es ver gad! A've traed et far tree weex ad et werx great! A recabed et ta aw Agazad watcxers! Fave stars!!!"
- A Wolf

Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

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"Prepare thy butt. For a storm a'comin. But seriously, if you intake more than 15 of these gummy bears, prepare yourself for an intestinal cleansing of the ages."
- GamerGuy3

"After eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005."
- C. Torok

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3 Comments
Sandra
12/9/2013 12:29:01 pm

I NEED A YODELING PICKLE!

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Amy (Paleo Cupboard)
12/9/2013 10:18:44 pm

Don't we all Sandra... Don't we all.

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Susan P
12/11/2013 01:54:47 am

Really made my day. These aren't the complete reviews though - just a lovely taste. Check them out on Amazon and be prepared to laugh hysterically! Thanks for posting all in one place. (People are really creative, aren't they?)

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