The holidays are upon us, and for many of us that means white elephant gifts are in order. Below are some of the best inexpensive gifts around that will be loved by anyone, paleo or not!
 | Face and Butt TowelJust so there's no confusion over which end you are supposed to use. Don't forget the matching soap to go with it. |
 | Bacon Air FreshenerTake that great bacon smell everywhere you go! Buy one for the car and one for the office so you will never be without. |
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 | Unicorn MeatI can't think of anything much more paleo that unicorn (OK maybe some Mastadon meat). Just make sure it is grass-fed unicorn. |
 | Emergency Underpants DispenserFor when one pair of emergency underpants just ins't enough! |
 | Pick Your Nose Paper CupsConsidering growing out a mustache or getting a nose job? No need to ponder how you will look with these amazing cups. And with 12 different varieties to choose from, you are sure to find the perfect look for you! |
 | Toilet MugI don't always drink bulletproof coffee, but when I do, I sip it from a toilet mug. |
 | Bacon ManiaSurprise someone with the gift of bacon. Bacon Toothpaste, bacon bandages or even bacon flavored lip balm. |
 | Racing Grannies Nothing starts your day off better than a good old granny race between a family member or coworker. Just wind them and watch them go! |
 | Nose Shower Gel DispenserNothing says clean like some freshly dispensed nose gel! |
 | Flying Screaming MonkeyIt's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying monkey! Because nobody's life is complete without a screaming monkey that soars through the sky. |
 | Hand SoapTired of looking for hand soap that in no way resembles a hand? Well look no further my friends, for this soap lives up to its name. |
 | Yodeling PickleA great gift for the person who has everything... except a yodelling pickel |
 | Nose Pencil SharpenersOne dozen nose pencil sharpeners. Why you ask? Why NOT I say! |
 | Gnarly Teeth SetWith 9 styles to choose from, you can have a new set of pearly (sort of) whites every day for over a week! |
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