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The Best Inexpensive White Elephant Gag Gifts

11/25/2013

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The holidays are upon us, and for many of us that means white elephant gifts are in order. Below are some of the best inexpensive gifts around that will be loved by anyone, paleo or not!
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Face and Butt Towel

Just so there's no confusion over which end you are supposed to use. Don't forget the matching soap to go with it.
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Bacon Air Freshener

Take that great bacon smell everywhere you go! Buy one for the car and one for the office so you will never be without.
Click Read More below to see the full list of awesomeness.
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Unicorn Meat

I can't think of anything much more paleo that unicorn (OK maybe some Mastadon meat). Just make sure it is grass-fed unicorn.
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

For when one pair of emergency underpants just ins't enough!
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Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Considering growing out a mustache or getting a nose job? No need to ponder how you will look with these amazing cups. And with 12 different varieties to choose from, you are sure to find the perfect look for you!
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Toilet Mug

I don't always drink bulletproof coffee, but when I do, I sip it from a toilet mug.
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Bacon Mania

Surprise someone with the gift of bacon. Bacon Toothpaste, bacon bandages or even bacon flavored lip balm. 
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Racing Grannies

Nothing starts your day off better than a good old granny race between a family member or coworker. Just wind them and watch them go! 
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Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Nothing says clean like some freshly dispensed nose gel!
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Flying Screaming Monkey

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying monkey! Because nobody's life is complete without a screaming monkey that soars through the sky.
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Hand Soap

Tired of looking for hand soap that in no way resembles a hand? Well look no further my friends, for this soap lives up to its name.
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Yodeling Pickle

A great gift for the person who has everything... except a yodelling pickel
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Nose Pencil Sharpeners

One dozen nose pencil sharpeners. Why you ask? Why NOT I say!
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Gnarly Teeth Set

With 9 styles to choose from, you can have a new set of pearly (sort of) whites every day for over a week!
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